Are You Five O?

Cover photo:  The New York Five Boroughs Bike Tour starting area. (If you see windmills and lighthouses,click this post’s title to go there)

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Unintentionally, when I was a bike commuter, I looked like a cop.  My bike looked like the Trek the police used.  I wore a blue windbreaker, black helmet and navy cargo pants with lots of pockets. You know the type. I also had a good sized trunk bag attached to the rear of my bike.  In the beginning I carried a back pack with my work clothes before switching to a single pannier.  When the weather got cold (I was a year round commuter), I donned a balaclava or a simple face mask. Sunglasses always, they added to the look. I was asked a few times if I was five-oh.  Usually while biking through the not so good sections of Taunton, MA.  My response was always, “do I look like a cop?”  Never denying nor acknowledging their question.

Do I look like a cop?

Do I look like a cop?

My office was 40 miles from home which allowed me to be what us cool bike riders call, a bimodal commuter.  A thirty mile drive to a safe parking spot followed by a ten mile bike ride on mostly back roads and off road paths.  The following are some of the crazy encounters I experienced during my six years of commuting by bike.

The early morning ride would take me on some busy roads but I was early enough to beat most of the traffic.  The worse part was that I had two high schools on my route.  Fortunately I got by both of them before 6:30 AM. We all know how kids drive around their high school.  There is an overabundance of testosterone that increases exponentially as they get closer to the school.  The other morning group was the blue collar drivers on their way to work.  This group always gave me plenty of room either thinking I was a cop or possibly I had lost my license for DUI. (Driving Under the Influence).  Whatever their reasoning, it was no problem sharing the road.


At the half way mark of the ride I would leave the main streets and detour though the old state asylum.  These days it was where the accused went for their 30 day psych evaluation. It also had a juvenile detention center and a couple of other state agencies.  Back in the asylum heydays the place was overrun with squirrels.  Probably because there were so many nuts there. OK enough of that.  One day as I approached the entrance I spotted a young man leaning over his bike looking at his chain.  He was smoking a cigarette and really concentrating on the task he was performing.  I carry basic repair tools on my rear trunk bag so naturally I approached this possible rider in distress.

“Everything OK?”  I asked

“I have tools if you need them”.

This twenty something guy, in a shady part of town, with a 1980’s vintage bike, looked up at me, his eyes bulged, he gasped then ate his cigarette.  As I approached I got a whiff of some good hydro pot, smiled and said, “just out for your morning tea. Good for you”, and rode off.

Another part of my route took me through an abandoned hospital that housed severely handicapped children and adults.  Any one would be hard pressed to find an unbroken window or door on any of the many buildings. It was also a magnet for homeless people and cats.  There was a 24 hour security roving patrol and over the years I got to know the guards who would often stop and chat as I traversed their turf.   On this particular day the security car pulled up with a young guard at the wheel.  He was new and asked me questions as he drove along side of me.  I told him I was a regular and mentioned a few of the guards I knew by name.  He was unimpressed and asked me what I was carrying in my pannier. I’m sure he was thinking terrorist since this was several years after the Twin Tower incident.  I stopped, dismounted and said “your welcome to look” while holding up the pannier.  He got out of the car, snatched the back bag and undid the clasp.  As he opened the bag to look inside I couldn’t help myself.  I clapped my hands and yelled BAAAM!.  I though his reaction was funny and never expected him to sound like a fourteen year old girl at a Justin Bieber concert.  I grabbed by bag of clothes off the ground where he dropped it, mounted by bike and rode off nonchalantly to work.   I was told that he compounded the incident by telling my friends, his coworkers what happened.  They got a kick out of it.  Indoctrinating the new kid, ya know?

Because I rode that hospital area every day, when something is different, it’s and attention grabber.  On a nice summer morning I was meandering to work when a set of traffic lights an a side street caught my eye . This was one of those delayed reaction things. After riding for almost a minute I couldn’t put that aside.  I turned back to investigate and saw there were a lot of improvements to a couple of the abandoned buildings.  One had been converted into a market, there was cornfields where there was once overgrown five foot tall weeds.  There was a park and the streets were swept clean.  One of my guard friends drove up and told me they were going to shoot a movie there.   It turned out to be “The Surrogates” with Bruce Willis and Vin Rhames.

Shooting began a few weeks later and I tried to ride my bike close to the shoot in progress.  A new guard stopped me from getting anywhere near the area.  I did notice however that everyone was wearing over sized orange colored badges hanging around their neck.   At work, I cut a piece of cardboard to the approximate shape, colored it with and orange marker and on my way home rode up to the action like I owned the place. No one questioned or stopped me.   I actually ended up getting  a part as an extra and made the final cut.  Me and my bike no less.

While in New York City for the Five Boroughs Bike Tour, I managed to stumble upon another movie set and yes, I got myself a part as an extra.  I’m in the crowd watching the shooting victim on the steps of the New York Supreme Court building. The answer to your two questions, no, I didn’t get paid and no one can get within a country mile of any big star on the set.

I'm in the crowd of protesters.

I’m in the crowd of protesters.

In conclusion.  The pace of riding a bike allows us to experience so many things we miss when we are in a car.   Meeting people and doing things is so much more fun than listening to XM radio while drinking coffee driving 70 MPH on the highway.

Photography Rule of Thirds

Cover Photo: Bicycle riding to Henry’s Hut on the outskirts of Krimmll, Austria

In response to The Daily Post’s weekly photo challenge: “Rule of Thirds.”

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The rule of thirds which is putting your subject off center can add a nice touch to a photo.  Soon after entering the small town of St. Martin while bicycle touring in Austria I crossed paths with this wonderful friendly woman.  By taking the photo with her off center makes her one part of the complete scene.

In contrast, putting my little dog Lucy in the center of the photo draws your attention to her and her image commands the photo.

Woman in St. Martin, Austria.

Woman in St. Martin, Austria.

Lets Play

Symmetry

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Symmetry.”

Cover Photo.   Many of the area homes have ice sculptures of varying size and shapes.

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IMG_0207She looks both intrigued and proud.  Below is why.

The past week was a meet the parents holiday.  Brandon and his lady Janae, traveled from Austin, Texas to Fairhaven, MA (which we now call Alaskachusetts), just in time for the second major blizzard to hit the area.  Because there was so much snow from the previous storm, we were running out of places to put new stuff.  Janae was in awe of her man looking like he was working in a coal mine.  Little did she know that this storm dumped a foot of new powder that was no heavier than fairy dust.

Taking a break

Taking a break

A note about my recent postings.

Most of my musings are bike riding and bike touring posts.  Being snow bound allows me to take online courses to help make my writing, photos and videos better and more interesting.  The Daily Post does a weekly photo challenge that suggests a theme for participants.

A Funny Thing Happened While Digging Out From The Latest Snowstorm

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New Bedford snow blower waist deep

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Snowstorms, hurricanes, volcanoes, earthquakes, floods and stuff like that happen all the time. These are just part of nature and are no big deal. Until of course when humans are added to the equation. Then these natural phenomenon become disasters.

The past two weeks of blizzards and daily snow squalls for a while seemed like disasters. Now however, people have realized that although there is a lot of snow around, it’s really not causing much havoc. The roads are clear, the supermarkets have plenty of milk and bread. Gas is plentiful and it’s winter break for the schools.Now when we are walking or driving, it’s like being in a maze.  Check out some of the astonishing Boston photos below by clicking the link.

Icicles are the norm

Icicles are the norm

Stone building in blizzard New Bedford

Even the dogs like to look at the snow

Even the dogs like to look at the snow

Life is pretty much back to normal within a few hours of a blizzard. Because the temperature is so cold, the snow is very light. Kind of like fairy dust. It’s easy to plow and shovel. The only problem is that there is no longer any room to put what gets plowed and shoveled. Cities have resorted to trucking the snow to open spaces and rivers.

HERE are some astonishing photos from Boston.

More Snow

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Winter is usually a medium inconvienience here on the south coast of Massachusetts.  Usually a moderate snowfall is long gone within a few days and bicycle riders especially bike commuters have few complaints.  This year however is very unfriendly to bicycling.  Boston for example has accumulated over six feet of snow. The constant cold has prevented any snow-melt between storms and the city has run out of places to put the white stuff.  Boston has resorted to trucking the snow to be dumped in the river.

bike 2015 blizzard

The SouthCoast of Massachusetts has fared much better having only accumulated thirty inches, more or less. One of the consequences is that everything and everyone has slowed down and there is very little complaining.  “It snowed a lot but it will melt in time” is the battle cry for now.

It’s not unusual to get a few feet of snow annually.  What is unusual is to have it all at once with no melting between storms. It’s winter and the four seasons is why we live here.  Snow is part of the lifestyle, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.